WineDiva

 September & October 2005

There is a KFC commercial on TV that shows a young woman walking down the street when suddenly she begins to point and scream at a lone russet-hued maple leaf lying on the sidewalk…a sure sign that summer is near its end. Wow, can I relate. I love summer, the sunshine, the light clothing, the patios, the summer fruit and summer tomatoes and the smell of barbeque sauce wafting past my window.
I don’t dislike fall. My birthday is in the fall; fall is harvest time, wine festival time and cozy sweater time with quiet evenings by the fire. But I love the early morning summer sunshine pouring through the window, and the long summer days. Fall signals that the cold is coming, short and rainy days and the onset of lethargy and… soup.
I don’t like soup, (must be a Wine Diva thing) soup means its cold outside. But everyone else I have ever met seems to like soup… and stew… and chili. Big pot foods that go well with big wines, hearty wines, blood warming wines. I like these wines, wines that are a meal in themselves and take the chill off, Syrah, Amarone, Zinfandel, Malbec, Petit Verdot and so many others that get me through the cold, dark winter months.
Dramatic yes, but I am after all the Wine Diva.

 

In this Issue:

 


 Airing your Dirty Laundry?

I will admit, when wine agent Raymond Wong first asked me what I thought of a winery/wine named Dirty Laundry my response was, well let’s say not very positive. A raised Wine Diva eyebrow, and a, ‘Do you want me to be honest’? I thought it was a marketing ploy although to be fair, we’re all marketing ourselves and our businesses every day (look at this website…’nuff said). So when he finally brought me the finished package, I was floored. This has to be one the most innovative, modern and sexiest labels I have seen. Simple, clean and worthy of a second, third and fourth perusal. I kept picking up the bottle, reading the story on the back, (hush, hush, secret is out, brothels and dirty laundry et al) running my fingers over the simple white label and the embossed steam rising from a tiny, perfect strategically placed red iron. The red cap that tops the bottle matches the red iron and then with a smooth, quiet pop the cork slides free with the words ‘hush hush’ before you can even sneak a sample. Their website is still under construction www.dirtylaundry.ca, but you can check out the products under the previous name (some of you may recognize) www.scherzingervineyards.com .

The wines I tasted were fresh, fun and superb sippers. Dirty Laundry Vineyard is committed to sustainable farming, biodynamic practices and is pesticide free.

 

Dirty Laundry Vineyard Gewurztraminer, Woo Woo Vines, Okanagan BC, 2004- Semi-dry with a lovely pinkish Wine Diva-hue. Aromas of candied rose petals, lychee, glycerine and orchard fruit. Less sweet than expected in the mouth, with a good balance of fruit, Asian spices, licorice and white pepper.
$15.90 at private wine stores
Wine Diva tasted- August 2005

 

Dirty Laundry Vineyard Chardonnay, Okanagan BC, 2004- An off-dry fruity unoaked Chardonnay (Scherzinger was also an advocate of unoaked Chardonnay). Tropical fruit, soap leaves, white flowers, fresh cream and candied limes. The sweet, ripe fruit comes through on the palate fresh from the orchard and is then washed down with a crisp citrus finish.
$17.90 at private wine stores
Wine Diva tasted-August 2005

 


More From BC

Mission Hill,5 Vineyard Gewurztraminer 'limited release', 2004-A recent trip to the stunning Mission Hill Winery had me awestruck. I had visited before, but the touring, dining and tasting I did during my visit convinced me of several things. One, how serious everyone attached to Mission Hill is about the wine they produce as well as the food they pair with it.
Two, how committed they are to the future and the relationships they create. Three, they are serious about making good wine.
The '04 Gewurztraminer has aromas of green apples, rose petals, tropical fruit and sweet Asian spices (perhaps a hint of the old favorite licorice flavored candies, sen sen?). The mouth is bold and dry with lime zest, grapefruit, white pepper and a mildly boozy (hot) finish. Serious.
$15.99 at specialty wine stores and VQA stores
Wine Diva tasted-September 2005

Gray Monk Riesling, Okanagan BC, 2004- Just a tease of petrol on the nose with minerals and white flowers. Round body with orchard fruit, lime zest and a hint of spice on the finish. Great value sipper!
$13.99 at VQA wine stores
Wine Diva tasted- September 2005

Gray Monk Siegerrebe, Okanagan BC, 2004- This wine is listed as ‘sweet’ but I found it to be less so than the ’04 Gray Monk Riesling. Highly almost potently aromatic with rose petals, creamed corn, tropical fruit and anise. Rich and fat in the mouth with a long citrus-y finish. A memorable wine with lush, Wine Diva attitude!
$13.99 at VQA wine stores
Wine Diva tasted- September 2005

Domaine de Chaberton, Gewurztraminer, Langley BC, 2004- Get it while you can! This Governor General's award winner will not be made (at least not from this particular vineyard site) next year. Gorgeous Gold-apricot hue with aromas of candied rose petals, lychee, pineapple, mango, mineral and anise. Sweet pink grapefruit, cardamom and cloves on the finish gives lends zip to this slightly sweet charmer.
$14.90 at VQA wine stores
Wine Diva tasted-September 2005

Township 7 White Meritage, Langley/Naramata BC, 2003-
 A white wine for red wine drinkers!
This is no dainty, delicate slip of a gal. None of that fluff and floral or zingy palate cleansing acidity. Just a glance at the bottle shape and hue of this 100% barrel fermented/aged liquid screams brawny. 67% Sauvignon Blanc, 33% Semillon with aromas of vanilla, tropical fruit and buttery toasted oak. Creamy and mouth-filling with a powerful lingering finish.
This is not an appetizer wine, its the main course!
$19.90 at VQA and specialty wine stores
*limited availability
Wine Diva tasted-September 2005

Arrowleaf Merlot, Okanagan BC, 2003- A solid, well priced merlot from this very northern Okanagan winery. Coffee, cedar, tobacco, green bell pepper, earth and black fruit. Soft and round with smooth tannins and a long finish.
$15.95 at VQA stores
Wine Diva tasted-September 2005

Granite Creek Estate Ehrenfelser, Tappen Creek BC, 2003- New to the Wine Diva who stumbled upon this sweet little aromatic number recently and just had to take it for a test drive. Ehrenfelser is a rare grape that we seem to do so well here in BC, it's nearly overpowering aromatics, sweetness and slight booziness combine to produce some of our best sippers. Golden hued with aromas of sweet Asian spices, ripe tropical fruit, melon and minerals translate into a rich, spiced, exotic fruit salad with a long ginger-lime finish.
Can you say, 'perfect with Asian dishes'?
$14.99 at specialty wine stores
Wine Diva tasted-October 2005


A rose is a rose is a rosé….

 Always good for family dinners...Thanksgiving and Christmas!

Sumac Ridge Private Reserve Rosé, Okanagan, BC, 2004- I’ve noticed a trend in BC rosé this season, less sweet, made in a more old world style which in turn makes it better as a food wine. I love the brilliant ruby hue and aromas of fresh strawberries, lemon and lime zest, hints of mineral, zingy, crisp and refreshing. Keep this one around for the Thanksgiving dinner!
$10.99 (up $1.00 from last vintage but still a great deal)!
Wine Diva tasted-August 2005

 

Lang Blanc de Noir (pinot meunier), Okanagan, BC, 2004- Candied red berries, minerals and glycerin soap aromas. The sweet berry flavours really pop in the mouth then clean up with a long and zippy, crisp finish.
 $12.90 at VQA and private wine stores
Wine Diva
tasted-August 2005

 


Easing into the cooler months…

 

Oak Bay Gamay Noir, Okanagan BC, 2004- Blackberry, spice, toast, black pepper and tobacco. Lean body with vague fruit, bone dry and peppery, a wine meant to drink with roasted dishes, and yes, again think Thanksgiving.
$14.99 at VQA wine stores
Wine Diva tasted-August 2005

 

Domaine de Chaberton, Gamay Noir, Fraser Valley BC, 2004- Red and black berry with some stemmy-ness (green aromas/flavours) and spice. Very light body with a slight prickle on the tongue long licorice and pepper finish.
$13.90 at VQA wine stores
Wine Diva tasted- August 2005

 


 

White Knights

Sawtooth Riesling, Idaho, 2003- Potatoes and Wine…why not? A lovely Riesling, well made and a real crowd pleaser, like a pretty country gal who makes it big in Nashville. Classic petrol nose supported by ripe orchard fruit and lime. Lush mouth-feel in an off-dry Germanic style. Long crisp finish with a hint of citrus pith.
Private wine stores-$19.99
Wine Diva
tasted-September 2005

Sawtooth Viognier, Idaho, 2002-(77% Viognier, 23% Rousanne) Soft fuzzy-peach aromas shimmying around in orange blossom, minerals and sweet anise. Smooth and velvety on the tongue with soft orchard fruit and a long slick finish without the new world booziness. The 6mos. oak aged Rousanne adds a complexity to the blend and gives it a round, smooth mouth-feel and weight. Lovely and elegant!
Private wine stores-$30.00
Wine Diva
tasted-October 2005

Jermann Pinot Grigio, Venezia Giulia Italy, 2003-Like beautiful food or art, when visually stunning things are put in front of you the reaction is immediate. As long as the follow up is there. Follow up is not a problem with the gorgeous golden-salmon hued Jermann Pinot Grigio's . Ripe orchard fruit, herbs, minerals, smoke and citrus on the nose segue into a lush oily mouth with a hint of spice and peach pit. Elegant Italiano!
Specialty wine stores-$45.00
Wine Diva
tasted-October 2005


J Bookwalter Chenin Blanc, Columbia Valley Washington, 2003
- If you are a Vouvray style Chenin Blanc fan stop reading now. The moment this wine hit my mouth I though Viognier! Lush nearly oily mouth feel bursting with floral aromas and peach pit. Off-dry style with a hint of spice, citrus and mineral. Why did it take so long for the Wine Diva to finally get to taste this wine?
Private Wine Stores-$22.99
Wine Diva tasted-September 2005


And as always... Pinot!

 Bouchard Pere & Fils Santenay, Burgundy France, 2002- Stock your cellars with the 2002 vintage…well whatever you can find here in BC as they are few and far between. I believe in letting Burgundy breathe (just in your glass usually is fine) and this Santenay was no exception. Boozy to start we let her sit a bit, open up and release her vibrant, fresh, red berry and sour cherry aromas, fresh mountain stream, wet stone and earth. A light bodied pinot noir with fresh berry flavours, tobacco, pepper and spice. I would let this wine settle down for a couple of years at least to soften those chewy tannins on the finish.
BC LDB $40.00
Wine Diva tasted-August 2005

 

Belle Glos Pinot Noir, Clark & Telephone Vineyard, Santa Barbara Calif. 2002- I fell in love with this wine last winter when I stumbled upon it in a boutique wine store in Winnipeg. Visually stunning with its bowling pin bottle shape with claret hued wax draped over its head and neck it is also sensually stunning to the palate.

Opaque ruby colour with blue undertones. Chocolate covered cherries, sweet cedar box and wet stone aromas. Richly elegant, simultaneously juicy and velvety in the mouth with

ripe cherry, dried fruit and tobacco. OMG this wine is yummy, a big, masculine pinot noir that literally screams…made in California!
Private wine stores $49.00
Wine Diva
tasted-August 2005

Peregrine Pinot Noir, Central Otago New Zealand, 2002-A gorgeous rich nose showing smoke, black cherry, leather and sweet grass. Fresh sweet berry flavours cedar, spice, earth and tobacco in an exceptionally long and lucious finish. Another new Wine Diva fave!
$50.00 at specialty wine stores
Wine Diva tasted-October 2005
 

Domaine Carneros, The Famous Gate, Pinot Noir, Carneros Valley Calif., 2001- Another stunning California Pinot Noir which hit arrived this past spring at a great discount. Classic pinot aromas of barnyard, tobacco, earth, sour cherries, ground berries and fruit leather. The flavours sing with red berries, sweet grass, tobacco and cedar and finishes with refreshing acidity and smooth tannins.

Limited availability at private wine stores approx. $90.00 LTO $50.00

Alex Gambal, Nuits-Saint-Georges, Beaune Côte d'Or France, 1999- This wine was a surprise to me in some ways and not in others. Firstly 1999 was a great year in Burgundy and the wines were drinking exceptionally well in their youth, therefore I was expecting a well structured, juicy, fruit forward wine forgetting the powerful masculine style Pinots that are produced in the Nuits-Saint George.
This was one powerful wine, strutting its stuff with smoked cherry, cedar, tobacco and bacon aromas and asserting itself with thick tannins, herbs, smoked meat and orange peel liqueur. Keep for another 3-5 years or if you are able save some for even longer term cellaring.
$60.00 at Marquis Wine Cellars
Wine Diva tasted- October 2005


BIG REDS

Ram's Leap Shiraz, Western Australia, 2003- Organic wine. The 2002 was good, the 2003 is great! Chocolate cherry and chocolate mints...hmmm a diet food? Ripe fruit jamm-y yet still austere with earth, pepper and eucalyptus, soft and seductive with fine tannins.
$18.00
Wine Diva tasted- September 2005

Langmeil Cabernet Sauvignon ‘Blacksmith’, Barossa Valley Australia, 2002- Intense and opaque in the glass, creamy ultra ripe blackberry, sweet tobacco, chocolate and eucalyptus, long smooth finish with soft tannins. Drinking exceptionally well right now!
Private wine stores $30.00
Wine Diva
tasted-September 2005

Langmeil ‘Three Gardens’ GSM (grenache/shiraz/mouvedre), Barossa Valley Australia, 2003- Robust layers of black fruit, green aromas, earthy tobacco and leather and spice with a long smooth finish. Well integrated tannins, a very sophisticated wine.
BCLDB $30.00
Wine Diva
tasted-September 2005

Heartland 'Stickleback Red' Australia, 2003-(Cabernet Sauvignon, Shiraz, Grenache)
Wine Diva loves a good Aussie nose. What I mean is jammy black berry fruit and sweet eucalyptus aromas which I found in abundance in this wine along with pepper, choco-mocha and spice. Smooth round and spicy is how the bottle label describes its contents. I agree!
$14.99  
*excellent value
Wine Diva tasted-October 2005

Bodegas San Alejandro 'Baltasar' Garnacha Vinas Viejas (old vines), Spain, 2003- Deep ruby-purple with aromas of plum, smoked meat, black pepper, jalapeño and spice. Smooth and full bodied with cherry, black fruit and peppery tannins. A good value wine, intriguing and unique to impress your guests.
$21.99
Wine Diva tasted-October 2005


From the Cellar

Schloss Reinhartshausen, Hattenheimer Wisselbrunnen Riesling Spatlese Qmp, Rheingau, 1994er-As much as I enjoy these wines I cry every time I deplete my cellar stock. I love to open them for Riesling fanatics so we can share a Wine Diva moment together. Lush, honeyed mango petrol, green apples fresh citrus and just a hint of minerality.
A perfect example able to convert even diehard red drinkers.

Wine Diva tasted-September 2005

Batasiolo ‘Rosso’, Langhe Italy, 1999- Stemmy aromas rounded out with black cherry, violets and bluberry. Rich dried fruit and fresh cherry flavours and coffee with a long velvety finish and soft dusty tannins. Amazing that a wine simplified by the label ‘red wine’ could truly be so ‘not simple’.

Wine Diva tasted-August 2005

 

Gualdo al Luco, Toscano Rosso, Castelli Del Grevepese, Tuscany Italy, 1997- A superTuscan style IGT Italian red wine with beautiful aromas of leather, cherry, earth, dried fruit, violets and mushrooms with a hint of the barnyard. Sophisticated and elegant in the mouth with bright red berry flavours, tobacco, and cedar and finished off with fine dusty tannins.

Wine Diva tasted-August 2005

 

Beringer, Knight’s Valley Cabernet Sauvignon, ‘Appellation Collection’, California, 1997- Cedar box, blackberry, tobacco, plum, dried fig and coffee aromas leap out of the glass and slap you upside the noggin. Rich black fruit and spice with still firm tannins that will hold strong for another 5 years. Or if you are an impatient Wine Diva like me…drink now.

Wine Diva tasted-August 2005


British (Columbia) Invasion

Recently, the Wine Diva was tasting a selection of BC wines with a group of doctors who were visiting from various parts of the U.K. What better than to showcase BC wines to a captive audience who were hardly aware that BC made wine, forget that we make great wine! We put together a quick tasting with wines we could get our hands on quickly, wines that showed elegance, terroir and impressibility! I am proud and pleased to announce that they were stunned with the quality and flavour of our local wines. Wine after wine after wine was poured, and the Wine Diva spent three hours answering questions about the winemakers the terroir and the grape varieties that make BC wines so brilliant. What did we pour you ask? Here goes…

Mission Hill 2003 Five Vineyards Riesling-$15.99
Cedar Creek 2004 Dry Riesling-$14.99
Quails’ Gate 2002 Family Reserve Pinot Noir-$35.00
Cedar Creek 2002 Estate Pinot Noir-$24.99
Sandhill 2003 Borrowing Owl Vineyard Merlot-$17.99
Township 7 2003 Syrah
-$25.00
Cedar Creek, 2002 Meritage-$39.99

 

Everyone had their favorite…seriously each wine was well received and this Wine Diva managed to convert a few United Kingdom’ers into Riesling lovers at the same time. Sad how many people have to be convinced to let go of their old riesling stereotypes, but I will make it one of my missions in life to change the perception of Riesling.
It’s a Wine Diva’s job!

 


Tastebites

caffè Sette espresso galleria- ‘Java by day. Martini by night’.
I’d never ventured into this prime piece of Vancouver real estate located on the corner of Burrard and Robson back when it was Death by Chocolate, but on a friend’s suggestion we met one sunny August afternoon for a cup of coffee. By day it is a bright and airy room, windows front and side highlighting the cherry red settees and amber lucite tables. It feels like a café at this time of the day with the matching red espresso machine and the display case full of savoury lunch bites, panini, salads, bruschetta and coffee treats from Death by Chocolate. At night it turns into a groove lounge with a drink menu to match, muddled drinks (all the rage these days), martinis and sexy margarita fusions. They call themselves Vancouver’s first European espresso lounge and host Sette Sundays’ where they suggest you ‘join us on Sundays as we groove in style to sexy house music on the turn tables’. If you are in the industry it is 15% off menu items and there is free ‘Champagne’ for the ladies between 7-9pm and draft beers are only $2.50 7-9pm. I can see this room being pretty sexy by night, as you venture further into the restaurant, past the bar and settle into the banquettes near the back, perfect soft lighting ladies, for all you Wine-Diva's-in-training!

caffè Sette espresso galleria 818 Burrard Street 604-688-8234 www.caffesette.com

 

Watermark on Kits beach- If you haven’t been yet, the view alone is worth the trip. There are comments and critiques’ flying north, south, east and west about Watermark and everyone has an opinion. We'd been twice and thoroughly enjoyed ourselves, the third time was a strike out with three hostesses standing around the desk gabbing, no clue what was going on in the lounge. True, Watermark was still new, expectations high and kinks to be worked out, like any new business.
Love the west coast design, where the focus in on nature and the elements rather than sexy lighting and funky colours. Watermark has broken it down to the basic elements, concrete, wood and metal. The entire focus is on the beach, on the ocean and on the Pacific backdrop. The small plates we all shared we nicely presented and tasty, the service was friendly and quick. The room was rockin’ even in the afternoon when the rest of the country complains we should still be working (eat your hearts out; this is Vancouver after all where we work harder, not longer). My only decorative complaint so far…bar stools, whose butt did they measure for those stools…
an eight-year-olds?

Check out the lounge first, order a glass of wine (need more by-the-glass options please) and the smashed fava, chickpea and mint dip with flatbreads and check out the view. Personally this Wine Diva can’t wait for the stormy winter months, seated warm and cozy wrapped in one of the complimentary blankets watching the west coast waves crash in.

Watermark-1305 Arbutus (but if you don’t know where Kit’s beach is you need to get out more often) 604-738-5487   www.watermarkrestaurant.ca  7days 11am to 11pm

 

What is NU?

Have you heard enough about the city’s favorite nu see-and-be-scenic hot spot?

Not until the Wine Diva’s had her say you haven’t!

Love it or hate it décor, (everyone seems to be in one camp or the other) be it cruise ship, 1970’s airport lounge or retro Miami casino (I’ve heard it all and everyone has an opinion) the location and well priced menu will keep the glitterati coming back. It certainly doesn’t hurt that Vancouver's favorite bartender, the gorgeous-tattooed-bad-boy-with-a-heart-of-gold, Mr. Jay Jones was scooped from West and now takes up residence at the bar, front and centre! But none of this is news to all you hip Vancouverites so I need not wax on…but hey when I think about planting a Wine Diva seat at a bar, having a small nosh an a glass of wine or a cocktail the first place that springs to mind…Nu!

Nu naked+casual

1661 Granville Street (under the bridge) 604-646-4668
www.whatisnu.com


 Bought

 ‘Grazing’ by Julie Van Rosendaal-Not a lot of photos (sometimes an issue for the more 'visual' male gender) but I could swear, this woman has been swimming around in my Diva brain. She cooks, experiments and creates like I do in the kitchen. There are recipes in this book that I have been making for friends for years by memory or from slips of paper I’ve collected, floating about in numerous binders and boxes around the house. But Julie has managed to put them all into one little cookbook/entertaining Wine Diva bible. She also provides a version of the beloved Lesley Stowe Raincoast Crisp which we ALL know and love.
It’s a secret, but I have it on good authority that come October a new Raincoast Crisp flavour for the fall/winter season arrives…cranberry & hazelnut…perfect for a winter Wine Diva soiree.
Remember, you heard it here first!
(
Maybe not by the time you read this. The cherry red boxes can now be found around town. The taste, not as delicate and crumbly as the original or the rosemary pecan but with a smear of whipped chevre and a dollop of cranberry compote…yummy!)

 


Get Jammin’

Juicy Jam-You have to taste these fresh from the freezer jams! Pure, brilliant flavour, fresh and intense. Keep them in the freezer and scoop out what you need (the Wine Diva has been known to just dip and spoon in to satisfy a magnum sized sweet tooth). I love the concept and the adorable, whimsical green & purple labels, and my guest proclaim me to be brilliant when I serve them!
Flavours like:

Bronx's Blueberry- Warm it up for your carbs-be-damned pancakes or waffles. Or add some bourbon and black pepper and use it as a marinade.
Nessi's Strawberry
Angel's Raspberry
Bennini's Blackberry
Mango Peach Mambo-Make it into fresh chutney add some raisins, cardamom, cinnamon and chili peppers and impress your guests with your culinary prowess!
Luscious Kiwi –Love the tiny black seeds floating in pristine lime green.
Saideh's Rose Petal- I love this on cheese… A Lesley Stowe original with a slice of Chevrotina, or Poplar Grove Tiger Blue top with a dollop of Saideh’s Rose Petal, this is a slice of pink Wine Diva heaven.

Coming soon- Ginger Jam, Apple Raspberry, Wasabi Jam...


Check out these pretty products at www.juicyjam.com
or check out the pretty ladies who sell them (and give free samples) at Granville Island Market on these dates!

October 7, 8, 21, 22,
November: 2, 4, 18, 19/2005

 
Stock up!


How Cheese-y !

In my never-ending quest to sample the world of cheese I managed to liberate three new styles from the cooler at my local cheese monger Les Amis du Fromage, and visited the fourth.

PICDON carte noire- Goat's milk from France-A lovely crottin sized puck of gorgeous buttery, earthy and herbaceous its dense and creamy white interior surrounded by a firmer rough exterior.
Comte Grand Reserve- Cow's milk from France-Soft earthy-yellow hue surrounded by a rough grey rind. This firm, aged Comte (similar to Gruyere) has bold earthy (hints of truffle) ripe and nutty flavours is salty and intense and pairs beautifully with Alsatian white wines.
The Farm House Brie-Cow's milk from Agassiz BC- A lovely, creamy and runny puck-sized wheel of Brie hand made by a local artisan cheese maker. Brie can be very uninspiring, rubbery and flavourless, but take the Wine Diva's advice on this one, sweet cream, fruity with loads of hazelnut flavour. Individually wrapped and perfect for a picnic or road trip.

Carmelis Chabichu- Goat's Milk from Kelowna BC-Ripe, wildly herbaceous and buttery with a hints of ash on the finish. If you remember I wrote about this Cheese maker in a newsletter last summer when I visited them during a trip to wine country. The Wine Diva recently made a return visit to this quaint farm and cheese shop and once again walked away with an armload of cheese. This is a good sized piece of goat cheese formed into a barrel/pyramid shape with a rough white exterior and creamier center. www.carmelisgoatcheese.com
 




Trendspotting

Purple- Call it indigo, lilac, violet or lavender found this season in cosmetics, clothing, accessories, drinks and interior decor. You name it purple is the it colour!
Not that I would insult your intelligence as if you hadn't already noticed.
But I swear I am seeing purple morphing into that favorite '90's...burgundy!
 

Smears- As you all know trends are not always a good thing (remember UGGS). Well word is the worst new trend in 'foodie' circles is the plate smear. I have been hearing complaints about this disturbing trend where the chef smears a puree (usually a lovely bold colour) across the plate like a thick, coagulated brush stroke as the base of a dish to add a hint of flavour and additional complimentary colour component to the dish. The result usually turns out to be a dried-on, flaking annoyance that gives diners the vapors as they try to clean it off their otherwise pristine plate.
Gee and I thought fingerprints on my plate were bad enough, now I have to try and chip off a smear?

 

Coming up:
Fall in wine country
Cornucopia